THE GIMP
When Dutch Falconi saw Pulp Fiction, he decided he wanted his own personal Gimp.
He bought this one from a family in North Highlands - a northern suburb of Sacramento.
More about this we cannot say.
The Gimp lives in a wooden box measuring 7'x3'x3'.
He feeds on insects and dog food.
Dutch is a benevolant master, so the Gimp is not unhappy.
Dutch allows the Gimp onstage to be part of his act.
The Gimp enjoys beating on percussion instruments,
as can be seen here.
Sometimes the Gimp must be punished for misbehaving.
But other times, when he is good
Dutch will allow him to dance in the go-go cages.
Here is the Gimp, after a long night's entertainment.
Safely tucked away in his box.
nighty-night, Gimp!
The Gimp has a half brother, whom he had not seen in 23 years until the magic of the Internet helped them find one another.
The World Wide Web has also enabled the gimp to trace his family tree to his old world ancestors in Europe.
Click here for those interested in researching gimp life.
UPDATE: 20 years later: gimps are quite commonplace on the internet now.
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